Helping Ks and First Graders at school breakfast this morning...trying to spread cream cheese on Samantha's* bagel with a spork. (Spork: spoon + fork + not very functional)
Me: Oops! Sorry, Sam, that bagel just slipped right out of my hands. Yuck---it planted a facer on the table, didn't it?
Samantha* (picking up the bagel and giving it a serious eye) Now listen here, bagel, you sit down and behave yourself.
A few minutes later, at the Kindergarten table...
Me: Jamie, what in the world happened to all of those Lucky Charms that were just in your bowl?
Jamie*: Oh, they runned outside to play on the swings.
Imagination. Don't leave home without it.
*Samantha and Jamie are, of course, not their real names.
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